Right? Where’s Sandy Frink? Boo.

I remember working at Tower (with Craig J. Clarke, remember him?) where a woman well into middle age plastered her locker with Orlando Bloom pics. He’s so slight, so boyish, I never saw the appeal.

My gosh how I hated Double Jeopardy. [Spoiler for a shitty movie] Of course she kills him in self defense, what a lame bullshit cowardly ending. Because of that, I strongly disliked Miss Judd and avoided her movies....

Word. The Pick-up Artist was the first time I fell asleep at the movies.

So am I, and no it’s not.

Trump is never that well-dressed.

It’s been my experience that Delaware drivers are better than average, at least on the interstates in Philly and South Jersey.

The liquor store in the strip mall just across the border is where I buy my good scotch.

Do vegans breastfeed? If they do, they’re hypocrites; if they don’t, they suck.

Teen me felt weird things from that movie’s lesbian undertones.

Elaine May’s Black Widow or GTFO. She’s well known for bringing in movies on time and under budget.

I don’t watch his movies regularly anymore but gotta say Zohan wasn’t bad at all.

Doesn’t he always?

Harsh.

But all thems first ladies are white.

Wes Craven’s Red Eye is also worth a look.

A carpetbagger, awesome not awesome.

See, I don’t get the urge to see the same movie right away in the theater. Only time I did that was when I was 12 and Gung Ho was playing in the mall twinplex, and even then I spent time in the arcade room both that Saturday and Sunday.

I’ve seen only Deadpool, GotG, and Iron Man.* Lost, I’d likely be.

They sell well at the dotcom where I work.