I truly don’t get how Apu is racist. An Indian man with an Indian accent runs/owns a convenient store? Is reality racist?

True dat.

I read—probably a link to TMZ—that Blair skipped town to be on this show instead of facing a judge for a DUI.

And the wigs, always with the blonde wigs...

Bryce is not listening right now because I am sitting on his face. How ‘bout I have him give you a ring when we’re done.

Since Ebert’s review made it into his Hated Hated book and therefore has been read by me several times, it’s not his you’re remembering.

“Jacket on or jacket off?”

Indecent Proposal opened the same day. That’s the one I went to see.

Also not mentioned, as an aside, is who is on the cover of the March 1984 Playgirl:

Yikes, kid me rented Death Before Dishonor and never finished it, it was so dull.

Switch had its moments.

I was in the grey, then out, then in again, then out again, and now I’m back in. Sigh.

Yeah, this season already took a huge hit to its man candy when Brendan left.

I think it’s neat.

Don’t get high around your kids, what the hell’s wrong with you.

Sixty! They can’t all be lying.

I remember liking it during its ‘80s HBO heyday but haven’t seen it since. Don’t recall it being dark at all.

For some reason your comment reminds me of Gotcha! Will that forgettable ‘80s mediocrity make an appearance with week?

For a second I thought you were talking about United Passions. That’s no one’s favorite sports film.

Yeah, me too. The hour between Bob’s Burgers and Family Guy is kitchen time.