Read that as Breitbart from Another Planet.

She looks STUNNING. What a beauty.

Read “Gary Cole is very naked, and very funny” as Gary Coleman, was ever so briefly confused.

Twas a blast.

Sounds similarly suspenseful as The Descent was. I’ll be seeing this.

It ain’t no sofa, and it ain’t no couch. It’s a LOVE SEAT, AW YEAH!

I know. I just saw him last week in a rerun of It’s Always Sunny and was bummed all over again.

Editors are so passé.

You may want to factcheck your statement.

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He kept looking up and to the left, up and to the left. Distracting.

Who watched this when JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST! was airing live on another network?

American football is played on a gridiron. Which is one reason why it sucks.

Gene seeing 9½ Weeks isn’t the worst thing a parent could allow a boy like him checking out.

“Elite” is too, but that doesn’t stop rightwingers from denigrating it.

You haven’t.

By your “logic” only black critics can review Black Panther.

Docgiman’s belief that only Christians are “real people” makes Christianity look awful.

I did not know that. Now I’m prepared to see that De Niro movie. Thanks!

Yeah, one dog loses part of an ear that rats carry away. Also, blood spurts from a head wound.