Is that what concerts are like now? Everyone’s got their phones up?

Would it have been better if it were an adult?

I grew up in Jersey but had never heard of this place until a few years ago. I guess ‘cause I’m from South Jersey so Clementon Park was the equivalent? But I don’t know of any injuries from there.

You laugh but I do schedule shitting time so I can do it in the evenings rather during the day at work.

What did Fred Rogers do to earn your distrust? And that Blues Clues guy?

Why is Bowie only the second person that comes up when googling “David”? What has Schwimmer done to deserve to be first?

Word is Hitchcock wasn’t exactly gentlemanly towards all his leading ladies.

It’s another example of a troll’s Random capitalization.

As diverse as Beauty and the Beast, apparently.

It’ better than that piece the other week about the dead youtube cat. That truly was this site’s new low.

I’ve never had that problem with ketchup.

I never watched The Office (cringe comedy I just can’t) but I really liked this Krasinski fellow in Aloha. Something about him in that I found really fetchingHAWT.

I work for a dotcom and the JL 3D Blu-ray is a top seller right now. So many people want it, I don’t get why.

That’s a lot of sentence.

When all is said and done, she should have so many lawsuits lined up that she’ll never have to work again.

Of course he did. Republicans don’t care about anything unless it affects them directly.

What should someone with that last name do for a living?

Wild Things is a blast, my best fruit fly at the time and I went opening weekend and loved every sleazy trashy minute of it.

He can stop waxing his chest.

I never understand why “unnatural” is bad. Plenty of things in the world are unnatural that these folks don’t have a problem with: Polyester, flying in planes, teeth fillings, Tommy John surgery, monogamy...