No, you’re thinking of The Ring, or maybe Solaris.

Memento is still my favorite of his.

The differences made for the American version all suck:

The director of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer? He also did Wild Things, which is trashy and awesome.

“gigantic dong”

Mexican food it delicious, that is true.

But fish, clam, oyster, scallop, lobster and mussels are all so good, as is everything else from the sea. Maybe not dolphin and whale, I don’t know.

Never not leave a tip - that makes it appear that you just forgot.

What’s the gender-neutral version of actor/actress?

There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Now, would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

Yeah I don’t see the problem of a doggie bag. It’s tomorrow’s lunch! Sometimes I order a large entree and partially fill up on a salad and/or appetizer just so I get a second meal out of it.

Meh, I don’t complain - wages here are higher too.

There’s a restaurant near me that charges $60 a head...for five courses and an open bar. Yes, it is awesome.

With tomato.

That was my reaction the first (and only) time at a Waffle House. I can make a better sandwich at home.

Carry the decimal, double it, round up, yep.

She has a point - I usually tip 20% of the subtotal (pre-tax).

This man has such a great face, so much character. He’s got William Conrad eyes.

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