I saw Prison when it first came out (back when movies like that still got theatrical releases) and thought it was a cool little badass horror flick but that might just be teenage memories.

I heard the reason he wasn’t hired for Freddy vs. Jason was that he’s way bigger than Englund so it wouldn’t look like an even match and no way could Englund be replaced.

This guy sounds awesome. Great Job, Will. Why can’t you do all the RRs?

Awesome.

How ‘bout that Phantom Thread? Them two sure make a symbiotic relationship don’t they.

Steve Sax, he takes me back. There’s an upvote for you.

I like the scene where Woody and Frances are having an argument. They’re not enemies, he’s not a bad cop but there’s such a paucity of evidence... so they’re sparring, going back and forth, until something happens and he’s sorry and she says it’s okay, it’s okay.

All Calvin and Hobbes are classics.

It wouldn’t be today’s AVC without a factcheck fail.

Yeah....yeah I did miss all that except the chair thing of course.

Sigh. Goddam it, AVC. Every day brings another factcheck fail.

Why not Chuck Knoblauch? He’s a short, crazy person.

The one set in the old dark house was good, better than the Seed and the first and second sequels.

The boy who played Alex did not grow up to be a good actor.

I have, because I’m a huge baseball dork. It’s not the worst thing ever, just, like most public domain films, cheap and shoddy.

That is an excellent call. Have an upvote (or whatever Kinja calls upvotes. A recommend? Feh. Kinja sucks, have you heard?)

Jeez, did Bronco Billy anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank? In all the years I’ve frequented movie sites this is literally the first time I’ve ever seen it mentioned in a comments section and your shitting on it is delightful.

Can you meet me at the station?

You have 13 Hours to make a decision.

I don’t recall a black face in the trailer I saw, but then again I immediately found this movie so repellent I looked away every time it was shown.