When are we gonna get the truth about what Kirk Douglas did with Jean Spangler?

Their discreet charm isn’t what it used to be.

For anyone who cares, Warner Archives is putting out “The Lazarus Man” later this month, for all your-ich needs.

I seriously was thinking of Robert Vaughan. I’m like, didn’t Robert Wagner die last year? I was getting the Towering Inferno Roberts mixed up.

Brown children have Blankman and The Meteor Man too, y’know.

Damn... Lupita, Angela and Michael B? I might have to see this. It’d be the first superhero movie I’ve gone to since Deadpool.

Right? She’s making everyone else look bad.

It’s Octavia Spencer Day up in here today. What else will there be? Is Hidden Figures being adapted to Broadway?

So we’ve got Mother! and Mama and now Ma. The Mommy was the movie within an ‘80s horror slasher thriller whose name I won’t mention and if you know which one I’m talking about you know why I don’t want to spoil it.

Also the director of The Girl on the Train, which I checked out of the library a couple weeks ago. Suuuuuuuucked.

You don’t give and receive gifts with your friends during the holidays? We do. What’s weird about that? None of us has many close relatives so we’re each others’ family. It’s like that when you’re gay.

Totally.

Yeesh, that wig. She really noticeably aged between those first two movies despite them taking place on the same night.

And Last Night. But I don’t care because I love that movie.

The ending of H20 was really something. Too bad the following movie shat on it.

IMDb shows the title without an Oxford comma. And IMDb is never wrong!

Never heard a circle called a rotary before. Roundabout, sure.

Did I miss the obit for John Morris or does AVC not care to memorialize the composer of the best movie starring both Martin Mull and Eileen Brennan?

In North Carolina, this was once all the same road: