Can you tell us what theater you’re talking about? Perhaps provide a CinemaTreasures.org link? In addition to many other kinds, I’m a movie-theater dork.

Everything thing I’ve heard about Brando makes him sound like a colossal douchebag so why would anyone want to hire him? There are plenty of good actors at any given time.

I always thought the Salkinds were husband and wife. “Ilya” seems like a woman’s name.

That Sheamus fellow is one hot ginger.

I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

Those were the two I worked at. The Marlton 8 was the shit back in the day (although they would card me for R-rated movies, denying me Reform School Girls and The Fly). Eight screens was a lot then!

I certainly hope not! I was there way early for the showing so I think I was alone.

No, it was a cavernous 800+-seat theater and I was there before the 12:30 show, or ahead of the 1:00, or was it the 2:00 matinee?

True, true. I’m so glad I’m male.

To be fair to your grandfather, I get where he was coming from. One must have respect for one’s elders. I can’t imagine calling my dad Glenn.

Hmmmm, Silence of the Lambs is I don’t think appropriate for pre-adolescents.

Vexing, it must’ve been to yo’ dad.

I don’t know about DMX as a rapper but I liked his small role in Top Five. That’s all I got when it comes to him.

What a weird movie to be banned. It’s really good - you ought to check it out. It got Oscar love!

HBO had late-night soft porn in the ‘90s? That’s a decade after PRISM had nighttime porn in the ‘80s.

I just now literally LOL’d.

UPN, LOL.

Pfft, Robocop is just violent. How ‘bout Mom taking me to The Big Easy? Her exposing me to Dennis Quaid’s bare ass is what made me gay.

A girl on the AVC?

Why was I uninformed Weird Al parodied “Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me”?