In other news, Margot Robbie is looking for an expert in cinematic universe contracts, preferably one who specializes in “loopholes”, “getting out of”, or “co-star restraining orders.” Jared Leto was last seen smearing his own feces on a box of dead roses while making an incredibly annoying attempt at a cackle.

DC and Warner Bros. are doing a fantastic job providing an example of how to royally screw up a cinematic universe.

At WB Studios, some time ago...

“I do declare, our supporters can’t repel ire-power of that magnitude!”

Obama (read: Satan) is tearing down our history, and I can’t please myself to likes from my old comments anymore!

“IT’S A TARP!”

I was to understand the “very first” story after going live was how to get out of the grays?