The Jalopnik Elon hate is always so strong..

SLS is definitely a thing that will happen and something that won’t be cancelled. Definitely.

Am I missing something or does the article not really have anything to do with the crash? Yes L2 systems should be avoided for this exact reason, but in this particular case, AP is not involved at all and the driver had 40 seconds to react and not deliberately accelerate to well over 100mph. Autopilot caps you to…

The cars go to a used lot and are sold to paying customers.

Most are fine and they still dominate the market on price and range for EVs.

Cybertruck isn’t targeting the same market. This is a luxury offroad barge more comparable to Rivian’s offerings. Cybertruck is intended to be closer to an electric F150.

But Cybertruck dual motor supposedly will start at $49k and have Tesla’s charging network. Top of the range Cybertruck will be $69k. I sincerely doubt this will do anything to Cybertruck sales. 

Agreed. It’s down .02% right now. This is click-bait material.

Raph, you need to join Erik in never again being allowed to talk about stocks.

Yes, I was thinking 12th gen or whatever Eldorado, too! But the Eldo has an almost vertical C-pillar line. Proportions and other bits sort of match, though...

Love how this site has lost so many staffers that a huge chunk of the “staffers” contributing to this roast aren’t even current members of staff.

Will the last blogger out the door turn off the lights?

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached…

lol, can any writer on this website actually make a decent fucking decision on their cars/bikes? Just blinding and predictable incompetence all around except for maybe Andrew.

“I have no idea why Twitch banned me.”

I feel like this argument is a deflection. Everything in it is correct- however, Viacom didn’t (or at lease didn’t say) they fired him because of the anti-white shit. It was because of the antisemitism. And that isn’t just words, that’s stuff that actively hurts and provokes violence against Jewish people.

Eleanor’s likeness is also trademarked, so they do have to defend it. Taking a shot in the dark, I assume the company threatened to sue. And instead of fighting it in court, they settled out of court and part of the settlement was the Car being surrendered. Just a guess, and I’m not a lawyer

I saw a comment speculating that his plan might be to get the mounts, electronics, and other big pieces sorted on this car and then move all of that to a road-legal car later on.

Not sure if you are just being specious, but if you paid any attention to any of their financial statements, every quarter there are many cars in transit. It’s not like as soon as a car rolls out the factory, the cars teleport over to their owners, especially those outside of the US. And in Q1 2020 they made more…

Q4 of 2019 was good to Tesla, as it began deliveries of the long-awaited Model Y, which continued unabated into Q1 of 2020.