Based on all of the Irish-whispered rumors in Boston about managers and NESN reporters, Hazel was likely relieved just to have a current or former Red Sox manager putting his dick AWAY for a change.

One game playoffs are dumb.

this is definitely KC’s year if fourth-quarter clock errors are going in Reid’s favor

Sorry, I’m not a graphic designer.

I’m no Patriot fan, but if you offered me a deal that my team would win 5 Super Bowls in under 20 years and the only trade off was a messy divorce and slide into mediocrity at the end of that run, I would take that deal in a heartbeat.

He’s got some competition for #2

the promotion seems largely symbolic

Gonna be that guy, Mo Lewis.

“I’m stockpiling weapons and ammo to fight against the government and troops that you have to make sure you stand for and show respect during the national anthem.”

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

The heaviest free weight you can lift... is the one inside.

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Have you not met Catholics before?  This is extremely sane and shouldn’t at all be surprising of them.

As a professional with a good job wishing I wasn’t at work I feel so under attack right now.

Twitter is garbage and people should stop using it.

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.