Yep. Vice’s sounds like they’re talking about extreme source material, Barstool’s sounds like a crappy lawyer feeling like they’ve just created a loophole that will save their ass from “hostile work environment” harassment suits.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Sound’s like BASF’s marketing strategy a couple of decades ago.

Matt, I live in Houston and would rather have some supply available at a higher cost than a shortage.

Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Devin shouldn’t.

Hi, I’m here for the Eclipse Event. Where’s your Eclipse, bro?

Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

I believe him. His batting average shows he’s not hitting anything.

If a basketball was physically capable of jumping from the three point line and dunking the ball, would that count as a 3?

Man, sitting in the way-way-back of a faux wood paneled station wagon, facing backwards, was the best. I can’t believe cars were actually designed like that.

Dude is so WHIP’d.

Holy shit the whining of these Wizards fans...

No one talks about the plane full of passengers who wouldn’t take $800 and a free hotel to let a doctor see his patients.