Strangely, Saves the Day's Through Being Cool is the only emo record I can listen to any more, and I fucking despised that band and record when they were popular. It's just really dumb fun despite being emo.

MAGAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

My sister is in town here in PA from southern CA. She lost her shit when I told her she'd have to check her kids for ticks after they played in my yard.

I want to judge, but I was raised on Cajun food, so it feels hypocritical.

Is "snowflakes" still a word that means things to people? I miss "sheeple". I'm old.

I have a certain level of admiration for actors who will go full-doctor-moreau for a fee. Good on him.

He's earned it at that point.

It's proof that the nature/nurture debate is far from settled. Some people are shitty regardless of where they came from.

I'd like to have thought that too. Just like I'd like to have thought that I'd never tolerate my kids being disruptive in a restaurant.

My understanding of it was that the movement was largely formed post-abolition by individuals who were resentful that there was no longer anyone *officially* below them on the social ladder. So it's less about "superiority" than it is a struggle not to come in dead-last. Depressing stuff.

It kind of bothered me that no one cried or had to remain stationary for an extended period of time. Particularly with a first-timer being present

Maybe it's because I grew up in the south, but I thought that was in almost all-brains pre 2005-ish.

No, he was just weak on terror and also waging a bloody, illegal drone war against terror.

I'll bet John Boehner's kicking himself for missing out on the party.

“renewal of the American spirit” - So, like a seance then? I'm down.

Sounds like you might need to check out Spotify's Garage Jams playlist.

Coulter is yesterday's Milo. Neither are representative of the kinds of conservative authors and politicians they often have on. They're provocateurs, which is the intellectual equivalent of a dog wearing sunglasses.

Yar's Revenge immediately came to mind for me. Big, badass lookin bug thing on the cover, then the game was…underwhelming, let's say, in comparison.

This is generally how I greet guests when throwing a party.

It looks like a festering wound.