Indeed. Mistake #1: No more of this "broadly appealing to Americans" bullshit. That'll just win you the popular vote. Time to start pandering to the gripes of disenfranchised swing state voters. The majority can suck eggs.

Worth it.

It's what we all miss most about the *real* New York. Everyone there now is all "Waaaah, please stop assaulting me, I just wanna eat my Bubba Gump shrimp."

Making stupid comments on the Internet is now Presidential Behavior. Anonymity is merely Vice-Presidential.

I always thought him more the Ken-doll type, so, probably not.

Come on, cut it with the locker room talk, guys.

Well, for a pop diva who weekends at the baseball hall of fame, it's devastating.

Counterpoint: 99.9% of video games, including the biggest and best, don't really have a great story, if they have one at all. The contribution of game play mechanics, art work, and the time & effort spent grinding through a game can make a mediocre story seem great, but by itself, it's almost never there.

I think the rule with Trump is to expect the exact opposite of what should reasonably be expected.

And why the hell does Morton's need a viewfinder. Oooooh, look at that salt, in 3-D! Why do they mail out swag at all? It's salt. That's all they should have to say: It's salt.

The secret word is *candidate*, not person/applicant. Unless George Soros & The Dixie Chick's somehow ran as a single unit (supergroup!), I'm not sure how you could find a candidate to more energize the GOP base in virulent rage.

My disapproval stems from the fact that it's a spinoff of a sequel to a reboot. I mean, for fuck's sake…

I don't buy it for one good reason: 30 years ago Anthony Hopkins looks like CGI Young Anthony Hopkins. 30 years ago Ed Harris looks like some dumb real person who sure as shit wasn't modeled on a computer to look like Ed Harris.

Those roller-monkeys were pretty scary, but I can proudly say that the only movie that really scared me as a child was Howard The Duck.

It's an easy joke, not a well reasoned treatise.

High Life is unique in that it skunks not only in sunlight, but upon any form of direct observation. It's the Schoedinger's cat of beers.

Ugh, fine. Just leave it out on the curb for me, preferably somewhere with exposure to rain. I'll be by to pick it up…soon-ish.

Yeah, as far as 'acceptible behavior' is concerned, I'd say it's officially the death of honor and/or respect for high office. Not that we haven't been headed that way for a while, but that death could've been at least a bit more subtle, instead of looking like something out of Dead Alive

Yeah…I took the time to explain to my three year old daughter what 'the president' is at like 6pm election night…I'm really glad that she's too young to remember anything.

So you're saying I'll get two generations of use out of one of those Make America Great Again hats?