America is economically and arguably culturally capitalist, and nothing says that more than, “come to our city and blow all your money.”

I read that as “places people go out of their way to visit” and not “places that are a haven of rich culture”. 

I’ve heard Barker went all-in on the Christianity angle, which is total bunk. The second film is very clear about how Labyrinth is not Hell, but just another dimension. Everyone there is alive, and the Cenobites are created by placing a human in a big disgusting bio-machine that installs the weird accessories.

Anybody over 27, that’s worked on the show more than a year, and doesn’t have a drug problem probably goes home. Bill Hader told a story of being at one of the after parties and going outside because the impromptu jam session of Mick Jagger and Foo Fighters was too loud.

Here’s the thing, even if Baldwin pulled the trigger and fired the gun, he’s not 100% responsible. Actors are handed weapons all the time under the assumption it’s been checked multiple times. How many times has he held a prop-firearm without issue? Actors don’t clear the rounds and inspect each one themselves. That’s…

Problem is, it’s NEVER enforced. Studies have shown that distracted driving is just as bad, if not worse, than driving under the influence.   Punishment for both should be similar. 

So when are we going to have “MATT” - Mothers Against Talking and Texting?

Oh right.  Never.  Half the soccer-moms in the United States…

But then how will I livestream my accidents?

call me a selfish asshole, but the top two concerns i would have had as a driver in that video are getting out of the intersection and getting the fuck away from the flaming gas station.

Darryl’s law of computer printers: All computer printers are terrible.

I think they write and submit this shit completely through voice-to-text, and don’t ever actually see the words

Haha, it’s getting worse all the time, but since I’m no longer getting paid to edit people’s assorted scribblings, I just don’t care. It internet, brah, word have meanings in spite or themselfs.

That, and the fact that “when informed, did not take any steps to identify it as privileged or protected in any way” says they “definitely accidentally” sent it.

I’d suspect that one of his companies actually owns those Rolexes.

“Meal Team Six”

I’m just a month away from having a Prime Minister younger than me for the first time. And I know neither of them are as scary as DeSantis, but I’m still deeply depressed at seeing people younger than me with a reactionary mindset, and zero integrity, reaching positions of power in my country.

“Gravy Seals” 

You should hear my ideas on traffic jams and people deboarding aircraft

Yeah how dare they create price models before a completely unanticipated global supply chain clusterfuck made literally every fucking resource more expensive, with the automotive industry getting hit harder than most.

It is kind of a dick move to remove the current structure without a transition period. Tesla made it because they could trade carbon credits and they had a big incentive for their cars. This isn’t going to be the case for Rivian. I understand the criticism for hyper expensive electric trucks as not needing a credit,…

I don’t mean that I’m confused about whose offended by it, I mean that I would have thought nobody in America even says the word anymore, and hasn’t for a long time, so I don’t know how it ended up in two songs by famous American singers one after another. Maybe it’s still popular in AAEV, but it just seems like a…