This policy is to decrease turn time. It takes less time to get people to carry their own luggage off the plane than for someone to go through the hold placing bags and looking for bags. It also cuts down on lost bag claims, damaged bag claims, any other claims from handling bags. Every bag in customer hands means one…

I’ve been to a few

Since when is being tall controllable by diet/exercise?

It’s really the shitty behavior that ruins luggage carousels. If everyone just stood a decent bit back, it wouldn’t be a problem. But everyone crowds right at the drop chute. Just stand the fuck back and wait till you see your god damn bag. Then walk up and grab it.

Plus, if we get rid of the overhead bins, that’s more space for the airline to (attempt to) cram more seats in!

Instead of paying to check a bag, we should now have to pay to stow a bag in the overhead bin.

Openly having the opinion that “You only treat women as human because you want them to sleep with you” is why no one actually likes you.

“If they want to rebrand, they have to excise the news network”

That’s the van your dad and I kidnapped you in!

It’d be funny if the name of the car was something ridiculous.

Just dolla signs, y’all

Holy crap, those eyes. There’s nothing there.

This is great for Timberlake, but, this is probably the first sign in that music publishing bubble popping.

There are over 400 million guns in the country. The genie is already out of the bottle and I don’t know what can be done to cut down on the deaths. But I do know that pro-gun people won’t even try.

“Garfield, get your dirty ass paws off my motherfuckin’ lasagna!”

It’s a movie about cutting the shipping labels off of all the packages you throw away, so that your neighbors can’t dig through your trash and find out what kind of survival gear you’re ordering.

Comparing Dave Chappelle to Screwdriver is a bit of a stretch

THE HORROR

You almost never know who the opening act is for a comedy show and sometimes you don’t like that act.

Yeah her ability to use the same 3 voices for 30 characters was impressive