Openly having the opinion that “You only treat women as human because you want them to sleep with you” is why no one actually likes you.

“If they want to rebrand, they have to excise the news network”

That’s the van your dad and I kidnapped you in!

It’d be funny if the name of the car was something ridiculous.

Just dolla signs, y’all

Holy crap, those eyes. There’s nothing there.

This is great for Timberlake, but, this is probably the first sign in that music publishing bubble popping.

There are over 400 million guns in the country. The genie is already out of the bottle and I don’t know what can be done to cut down on the deaths. But I do know that pro-gun people won’t even try.

“Garfield, get your dirty ass paws off my motherfuckin’ lasagna!”

It’s a movie about cutting the shipping labels off of all the packages you throw away, so that your neighbors can’t dig through your trash and find out what kind of survival gear you’re ordering.

Comparing Dave Chappelle to Screwdriver is a bit of a stretch

THE HORROR

You almost never know who the opening act is for a comedy show and sometimes you don’t like that act.

Yeah her ability to use the same 3 voices for 30 characters was impressive

My guess: he’ll probably be on just as often, but via walk-ons. Probably opens up a cast spot in the process.

Here at the AV Club, that’s practically an A+!

I like your rankings. My only switch up in your top four: I’d put Part 2 in the top spot. It is, I think, the scariest of the bunch. A true, straight up, scary slasher flick. The shrine to his mom is pure nightmare fuel. And the jump scares are terrific.

It always bugs me that Critters 4 gets lumped in with the other “fourth film is in space” movies. It was always about space

“And so I said, “Let’s set this thing in the future like four or five hundred years, and let’s do something kind of sci-fi with it because that’s never been done.””

I ... didn’t mind Jason Takes Manhattan ...