I feel like I Think You Should Leave could’ve been renewed even without the oral. His father didn’t need to do the oral.

I’m scared about how much I need wine!

I can’t even watch this show anymore without a big pour of wine...and popcorrrrn!

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

Tax evasion. Money laundering. Disguising illicit transactions as legitimate. I named three.

Nah man you don’t get it man it’s like decentralized and shit, you know? Like, it’s like, there’s not like The Man telling us how to um...I mean shit it’s like decentralized dawg, know what I mean?

Every time I see that word, I think of this, and it makes me chuckle:

When anti-fascists are the “enemy”, you’ve become the fascists.

They are assholes, not fascists. In fact, they are “fighting” against their perceived oppression by the government. In that way, they too are anti-fascist.

It depends on what Fox News tells them to be afraid of this week. Illegal immigrants, abortion, pedophiles, Disney turning all the kids gay, Fauci, M&M’s wearing flats instead of high heels, Dijon mustard, tan suits, the war on Christmas... take your pick. It’s amazing these morons have enough courage to leave their…

well they are a group of fascists, so anyone who opposes them is antifa by definition

“I’ll call George Washington antifa if it’ll get my dad to finally notice me!” — these clowns (probably)

Fuck that all just sounds....awful. Will James Corden just please fuck off back to England?

Tucker will manufacture a week of outrage over that vaccination joke. That's exactly his level of thin-skinned pettiness.

The Goldbergs is That ‘80s Show.

If you didn’t really like the way they ended season 3 (personally thought that Wendy wouldn’t have killed her brother), is there much point to watching season 4 or is the writing as unbelievable?

Well I remember the audience at the end of Crystal Skull. I thought they might overturn a bus and set it on fire.

So, we need someone willing to push the boundaries, is funny, isn’t reeking of desperation to be liked, has talk show experience, and is Scottish?

I'm pretty sure you can make $689.00 per hour in your own home!  Here's how...

Every movie these days is the ‘best’ and ‘emotional’ and full of the crowd cheering. I’m so thrilled to live in an age where every blockbuster film is better than the last and absolutely not just a Moneygoround fueled by clicks and nostalgia.