Ever since Tantrick changed its name from Tanflix, the content got 100% hornier.

Please tell me the trailer will be nothing but a cardboard box sneaking into a facility, Oscar Isaac pops up, smiles, and then the name “Metal Gear Solid” flashes on the screen

The mythologizing of hyphenates is so huge. Auteur theory is a widely accepted and academically supported promotion of that myth. I mentioned that I’m in the indie sphere. I’m also an educator. It can be frustrating to see how youthful hubris combines with the egoism of arts academia in students to create this “I am…

I just watched The Battery (which, in-movie, is called Ben & Mickey vs The Dead). Its fair to say I hated it. The closest I can come to a comparison is Hipsters vs Zombies. I think there might be 4 zombies all told. If that’s what passes for a recommended indie horror film these days, I think the Evil Dead crown is…

I take your point, but get ready: Post-Covid, you are gonna be seeing a looooooot of cheapo movies from multi-hyphenates set entirely in their apartments.

Let me set the scene. Actress Auretta Gay decides to go Scuba Diving. She is topless and is only wearing a barely there sheer white T-back. Okay, so naked scuba diving, the movie now has my attention. During scuba diving, she comes across a giant shark. I figure an incredibly lucky happenstance for the director. This…

Oh, it is nothing like BTBR. Don’t want you going in with false expectations there. I’d imagine it got put in “related videos” due to both being early films from relatively underground filmmakers, though I can definitely see fans of one enjoying the other, and vice versa, so maybe the connection is just that simple!

“writer, co-director, and star”

Whoa, in my mind, the Beyond the Black Rainbow comparison is the greatest thing that can be said about After Midnight. Definitely going to add this to my list.

I had forgotten I watched this movie months ago. I did not care for it. I found the pacing to be problematic, and it wasn’t particularly funny or scary to me. I also did not feel invested in the relationship-drama aspect of it all.

Suave?

Ron Howard film style is so very much the opposite of a weird and eccentric movie, that this movie was destined to be bad. He tried too hard. One wonders if giving this to Tim Burton may have worked (say what you want about his current output, but younger Tim knew how to put some heart into weird) and maybe even save…

Yeah, I read that and immediately went “WTF”. No matter how good they are they are over-valued. Branded social media...

Everyone I know who has ever worked at McDonald’s has told me the machines aren’t so much broken, as they’re a pain in the ass to clean and it’s just easier to say they’re broken and kick the job down to the workers on the next shift.

It’s probably not even a real person. Just some AI parroting back the depressed shit tweeted to it that research says makes it 12% more engaging.

Trent Reznor does good soundtrack work, but it feels like a missed opportunity to not get a jazz composer. Or maybe I just really want to see some top-shelf animation combined with some great bebop. It worked for that one anime.

At this point the definition of ‘liberal’ or ‘left’ has become “Not criminally insane”. Lets recall a couple years ago the right calling Orrin Hatch a ‘socialist’.

Why does the Right get all the best actors? Makes you think.

“Shitter’s full!”

Stuff your craziness in a sack mister!