“witty bon mot”?

Yes, to be clear, all of that. It’s all the same and makes exactly as much sense as the actual premise. Food, burnt coal, streamed movies — all the same!

The question “what if my kid goes off to school” is particularly naive. I don’t even understand how it’s even a question whether some flat full of 20yo’s should get free Netflix because Kevin's dad has an account.

I’m willing to pay premium for the Mr. T/Sedative Dentistry Teir: knock me out with something good, stow me flat in overhead, and let me wake up on the other side of the country with no memory of leaving my house.

Psshh, like I’m going to politely wait for my bag like all the other suckers in my exact same situation....

Similarly, I feel like there *must* be a better system than the carousel. Its such a complex, retro-futuristic, novel-to-kids solution, that I can't imagine there isn't a very boring, very superior alternative.

100%

I’m curious if it’s because they see the inevitability that it would turn all of their events into giant dick-measuring contests wherein every attendee rolls in with a Piece strapped to every available surface of their body like some Rob Liefeld take on of The Punisher, certainly resulting in mass bodily injury via…

I’m not sure it’s lobby money at this point as much as it is being captive to a perfectly sorted electorate whom they’ve spent decades telling that any concession on gun rights will result in a gulag on every corner.

So is there some AI controlling Hollywood that has determined that Chris Pratt is the ideal human to voice all existing IPs?

Pretty sure Garfield and Nermal are two different cats.

“...but I don’t know why they went down this path...”

You've clearly never seen Neil Hamburger pop up on a bill.

“...or to have to hear...people laughing at and applauding a guy...”

It'd better have nu-metal on the soundtrack...

I remember it best out of the entire series. The rest is a dull blur of woods and blood. (I do not care for said series. Give me Adam Scott battling Pinhead in space any day.) That must mean something.

I can’t help but think Tesla is gonna get buried over the next decade as the majors pile into the EV market. The Teslas on the road already look old/dull -- like a late gen iPod. Once their primary point of differentiation slips, I don't know what they'll have.

This was the worst episode in recent memory....I mean, they do a ton of shows, and it seems almost cruel to review every ep for that reason*, but damn...not a lot of redeeming stuff in this one.

Sadly, “common sense” tends to go out the window for most people when they’re scared and/or stressed. Thats just human nature. And a whole lot of people are scared/stressed by the presence of cops/guns.

Thats why CEOs don’t sell the stock in times like this — they offer it for collateral against low interest, cash loans. CEO gets paid, bank gets paid, investors get paid, uncle Sam gets stiffed.