The problem in this country is that everyone believes they’re the smart one and everyone else is the greater fool.

“Glazewski’s practice...didn’t change any minds...”

That hate gives their secret truth its value, making them all special little Chosen Ones.

If it helps, the only grammy voter I ever knew sure as fuck didn’t know the name of anyone under 55 and/or not on the cover of every tabloid.

Oh, I always thought he lost that job due to 9/11 jokes...

Your professor desperately wanted you to bumble around a bunch and make his day more interesting.

I don’t get the impression the guy has a sense of humor. So, “lit” like all of us are on fire, sure.

Dude could retire tomorrow richer than you or I will ever be.

For real...and for what it’s worth, dude is old - if a person his age or older *makes an effort*, it’s commendable.

“Destroyed” is a big word. Dude’s gonna have to take a 15 minute timeout, then come back big as ever and tell CBS Sunday Morning about all the reflecting and growing he’s done.

America is full of millions of little Floridas.

Yeah, usually a new disney/Pixar is on loop in my house for a month. I think my kids watched Encanto twice, and I’ve since mostly forgotten what happens therein.

Lol, 15...christ, that kid has seen worse. He probably sees worse three times a day.

I'm not sure those sorts of dudes think about other people.

You people are missing the real question: IS WILL SMITH BANNED FROM THE IN MEMORIAM?!

They drove it once as lead car in the county 4th of July parade, then realized it wasn’t worth the cost to keep it around til next year.

There’s no excuse for a civilian to own that car. It should be permanently parked in front of a fireworks mega-store. Or used exclusively to deliver pro wrestlers ringside as a dramatic entry.

I think worse...unless Williams also went method during filming and put people through a bunch of dumb bullshit so he could really crush his role in Toys.

Based on every interview and/or story ive seen on the dude, Jim Carrey kinda seems like one of the most exhausting, least “cool” guys on earth. Not a bad guy necessarily, just miles away from cool.

“Edgy shock comics”...dude is like a 55yo man who’s been in children’s cartoons for like a quarter century.