Is the implication here that they believe their derivative asset (NFTs) will become more valuable than the underlying asset, allowing them to just buy out the real asset?

Any time an owner goes up for the trophy and requisite speech nowadays, I can just see their inner monolog screaming “DONT GET CANCELLED! DONT GET CANCELLED!” (etc...)

Not a sister-site Jalopnik reader, I see...

I dunno, a faith film is always going to have a huge disconnect though. The typical viewer is going to be the proverbial choir, thrilled to be preached to, while the few reviewers willing to review a faith film are likely going into it in bad faith.

Aw man, thanks for reminding me of that. Literally crying laughing...The look on Chris Tucker’s face when they cut away from Meyers & Kanye is woefully underappreciated. His eyes just say, “RUUUUUN!”

I dunno, speaking of Hell and NFTs, it just occurred to me that they’re a great vehicle for buying and selling souls. They make a contract signed in blood sound downright quaint.

Maybe Henry Ford was just ahead of the curve Re the “so long as it is black” quote from way back when — you add all these options and suddenly the assembly line doesn’t do “uniform” quite so well.

My first and only takeaway here is that social media is a cancer. Just don't do it, kids.

“She’s saying what we’re all *feeling*, but not quite explicitly thinking nor articulating because it would sound too dumb and racist.”

Talking, sure, but watching? If you told me Charles Manson was guesting on Chicago Comptrollers Office or whatever, best case, I’m reading about it online.

They were at golden corral -- you're gonna want to try and cover up the spoilage.

Ok, tiktok...that helps explain it. Having just seen the movie, I could not at all understand why that song would be popular. The other disney tunes mentioned have recognizable hooks that describe general human emotions, while ...Bruno is a bunch of ultra specific plot details at machine gun pace. If you'd played me…

The term also used to apply to enormous boat-cars with seemingly negative gas mileage and a bounty of cigarette lighters and built in ash trays for all passengers.

Gotta put’em down, sadly. You just can’t get the Skank out of them. Try to put them in an office and it’s just a matter of time until they start flailing and knocking shit over.

Ska really was perfect for that late 90s, end of history moment. Hard to see our current “everything sucks” malaise ending, but if it does, I’d accept a Ska comeback as acceptable tradeoff.

I saw a $100 star wars set (feat. ~$5 of plastic) at Target yesterday. Kinda made my blood start to boil.

Great, now I’ll be assessing the ramp-worthiness of every underpass I go through.

“...fairly narcissistic...”

Chef: “Miss, you try to leave without paying 1 more time, I break’a the windshield on you pretty new Eurosport!”

I really like the idea of distraction-via-kite being Batman’s kryptonite. Pack with some maudlin flashbacks of flying a kite with his parents the day they were murdered — delicious.