They need to pick some local news host, pronto. The whole “let America choose" model is currently....problematic.

Let's not be ridiculous, you can ask for $60.

“Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated”

[Sigh]

He/she at least feels better about they’s self. That’s what unanswered, self-righteous screeds are for.

Maybe a brundlefly pod? They could both use more arms...

Are we now defining imperialism/colonization as something only Europeans can do? I feel like that’s a pretty patronizing stance toward a number of impressive eastern empires of the last ~1500 years.

49 years old, heart failure, and he’s *just* gonna do one more world tour hitting every major market, performing *only* 3 or 4 nights a week this year........Mmkay, I’m gonna go drink four liters of Faygo a day til I can keep up with him, I guess.

The unvaxxed aren’t in his demo anyway. Dude is making a movie about Nixon, for crap’s sake. Unless this is a Nixon movie where Watergate didn’t happen, and Nixon never did all that EPA/Clean Air bullsh!t, and he only went to China to fart on The Emporer’s sushi [no correction necessary], I don’t think ticket sales…

It doesn’t “literally” mean it, but...yeah it kinda does?

[Richards has accepted the severance guarantee in his contract of $200M. He will reluctantly transition into the role of Pesident and Chief Operating Officer of Sony, Inc., international.]

Plus, summer TV is filler season. It’s the sweaty cesspool that brought us America’s Next Top Kids Got Play-Doh Masters, among others.

Now that you mention it, this audition process has kinda felt like a months-long SNL cold open, reliably stuffed full of cloying cameos from folks who don’t *really* want/need the job.

Giving the era, I'm betting recordings are out of question, barring a totally conspicuous suitcase full of clicking and whirring mechanical noises she was hauling around with her all the time.

Oh, so you’re saying it’s OK for Jerry Lee Lewis to ply his underage cousin with alcohol, but it’s not OK for Sanz to do the same with a non-blood-relative?

I was confused at first scan too, largely because “digital penetration” sounds like an acceptable term for hacking a server or getting someone’s email address via illicit means.

Oh, hell yeah. I need a roller rink with a badass mini-arcade lining one long wall and a sketchy snack bar run by stoned teens lining the opposite wall.

“They are assuming people have friends and/or family to watch it with...”

Betcha $10,000 mommy was painting her toenails when the quoted exchange took place.

Defense lawyer: “Yuh’honor, the prosecution’s case is as thin and transparent as my clients’ bikinis!”