I can buy him as a high school science teacher in Andy Dwyer shape, but not while ripped and a top notch soldier...fuck this movie for thinking that’s a reasonable decision.

Who the f**k thought it was a good idea to make Chris Pratt a world-saving, Gladiator-Scientist who gets called Handsome in the first 5 minutes?

The idea as I’ve heard it is that in their time travel scenario the past(s) they travel to don’t impact their future (common multiverse stuff), but this of course eliminates the purpose of past people going to help the future.

I dunno, seem pretty appropriate to pack adapted IP full of cover songs.

I want a version of this video where, as the only ones left out, the cameraman and boom operator and lighting guys also get solos.

I think the issue nowadays is more the threat of white folks getting mad about the history of slaughter. Half the country responds to the reminder like a grown adult being reminded by their mom of how they used to wet the bed. Don’t wanna hear it, don’t wanna talk about...definitely don't want to discuss paying back…

This is America, baby! Gotta assume anyone and everyone is armed to the teeth, and throw more guns at any uncertain situation. Greatest country on earth!

Christ, this is why I’ll never buy these dang things. Had I bought them a few months back, I’d have swallowed at least a dozen by now. Maybe two dozen.

In fairness, these are at their core movies for kids, and if your protagonist is a doughy, 30-ish, superpower-less, public school educator, he’s probably going to have to spend some time as a cat if you’re going to keep those kids watching.

There can be no angles! The article they ran yesterday on the Nissan Nails completely nails that terrible aesthetic.

Kinda have to wonder if “stomach problems” was early-90s-speak for depression/anxiety.

It seems like a pretty obvious sign of narcissism when one’s words are So Big and Important as to defy the accepted rules of language.

Ah yes, Kurt Cobain, famously cautious of injecting or introducing foreign substances or objects into his body — he’s clearly the guy we should all be looking to now.

I get a strong feeling that sans pandemic, this would just be one of a about a dozen middling summertime action flicks that would slip in and out of theaters before the fall.

They're just trying to protect their IP. They don't want him getting throat cancer like Michael Douglas.

“more purposeful looks” = it wants to f@ck.

Eye or rear view mirror height. Increasingly I find that if I have a truck behind me at night, I have to move my mirror to avoid being blinded.

The only time I’ve been technically “at fault” in an accident in my adult life was when some arse street-parked a similar vehicle with the requisite 48"-wide side-view mirrors that stretched halfway across my damn lane.

So I assume they insisted he man have a tiny head to save money on plastic or something then.

I feel like a hugely disproportionate amount of air is taken up in conversations about trucks/EVs/etc. by the argument “What about the one time per year I might need to do X!?”