Hey, remember that time Trump promised that his sons would run his businesses and not be involved in politics, and now they’re functionally full-time politicians.

He was trying to find a cool Good Fellas poster to hang in between the Scarface and Boondock Saints posters in his bedroom.

Voting in general is against their policy aims, hence Ben Sasse’s proposal yesterday to give senators 12 year, appointment-only terms.

Entirely incorrect. There’s so, so much substance to the weird tan and the hair, and the David Byrne suits and ties, and variety of textbook-diagnosable personality disorders, in addition to those that are inscrutable, and worthy of their own lengthy entries in the DSM-5.

I think you’re missing the bigger point. It isn’t that The Kush doesn’t understand Alice in Wonderland; it’s that he’s probably hasn’t read a book in a really, really long time (like you know who), and chooses to reference a wildly inappropriate cartoon that was probably(?) a book at some point when pressed.

Yes, please. I hate my wife’s screen-controlled car. Its basically constantly daring you to smash into a telephone pole any time you want to change cabin conditions/audio/etc.

YES. I don’t understand why at this point, when EVERYONE has a screen on them at all times, one that they’ll already be distracted by while driving, automakers think we all need a second screen to be distracted by while driving.

Never mind the people; my mind went straight to all of those bleeping and blooming machines with price tags running up into the millions.

And yet, the right-wing-o-sphere has my elderly parents convinced that hospitals are making money hand over fist right now, because “the government gives them a handout every time they say someone has covid even when they don’t.”

Duh, it’s meta commentary on the cyclical nature of masculinity.

Did Disney+ just announce the live execution of Robert Pattinson, or is September now Robert Pattinson month? 

Just reading the review, I was thinking that the criticisms are applicable to about 75% of Nolan’s movies. I mean, I like the guy, but he definitely has a predetermined move set. Your theory definitely speaks to that, and this review feels like a comment on his shtick as much as it is a condemnation of this paricular…

Doesn’t look like he was allowed a carry-on either, though...

You might. I heard the cabin is built out of materials that deflect all cellular and GPS signal.

I dunno dude, this one time, I saw this guy Johnny Cage fall like literally a hundred feet after a fight onto a bunch of spikes that *totally* killed him, and like five minutes later he was punching a dude in the nuts and acting like nothing even happened.

It’s almost as though breathlessly fawning over an objectively bad person says something about you as a person...

Only because of a massive liberal conspiracy to blacklist him, obviously.

I dunno, the folks in idiocracy were at least openly comfortable doin it “family style”.

The “who controls them and where are they placed?” part of the tweet is so befuddling...is he trying to crowd-source the rest of the conspiracy theory? Was this unintentionally leaked draft-disinformation that Stephen Miller hadn’t gotten around to completing?

Irregardless, his point stands.