I'll allow it. Just watch your step, counselor.

I might be speaking from the copious amount of time I spent in guitar stores in the 90s, but no one should cover Nirvavna.

Wow, that’s white identity politics in a nutshell right there. “There will be no dissent and no subversive behavior, because if you’re *not* humping the flag, you’re being political!”

IMAGINE DRAGONS, BITCH!

Wow...I have to assume that music video was the precursor to a CTE diagnosis.

“It’s not that bad!” is definitely a fair description. As a follow up to FF VII, a quirky, shooter-rpg mish-mash was a real left-field choice....Now that I think of it, it makes way more sense as a follow up to FF VIII with the whole gun-mechanic that dominated that game.

How do you write about the worst & weirdest FF games and leave out FF VII: Dirge of Cerberus, the 3rd person (with optional 1st person mode, for masochists) FF shooting game?

To be a pedantic ass about it (which is what the internet is for!!111), it kind of is “new in the 21st century”.

I would be just as productive, but “commute time” and all other “non-productive time” benefits have been supplanted by “mandatory home schooling” time, “mediate arguments between cabin-fever-addled gradeschoolers on state lockdown” time, etc.

“...it’s easy to be just as productive at home as it is in a traditional office setting.”

Psh, yeah cuz a usurper tried to replace president Solo while he was in a coma.

THE BETTEREST ANSWER IS ‘DAVE’.

I was thinking the obvious choice is to do it like Bandersnatch. Forget making a Dargon’s Quest “movie"; They have have everything they need in place to just make a new Dragon's Quest.

Well, *we* already monetized global warming. That’s kind of our thing as a species over the past few centuries.

Coal mines? Psssssh, as if...

I’m pretty sure my kids would throw megaman 2 in the garbage, immediately, after losing miserably about three times.

Seriously. It sounds so much nicer than the completely distracting eight customizable buttons/actions on my mouse. I wish I had his. No fair!

I haven’t done much social media in about ~10 years, so excuse me for asking, but does twitter record videos of you now without your knowing and post them explicitly to embarrass you using some sort of dystopian, human-hating AI?

In fairness, West Virginia is home to a large network of underground bunkers once intended to house D.C.’s powerful in case of nuclear war

I’d prefer Niki Minaj dressed as Bison (or something) reading Cormac McCarthy.