@MegaShark: Ummm...it looks to me like they sped up the video to make it more exciting than it really is.

@captain_zilog: IPA? There's no way I'm wasting good beer on a computer!

@Christian Lindfors: I could tell you are smart, but I had no idea that you are a genius. Thanks for coming around here to help the rest of us. Your astute comment at the top is a fine example of how much we can all learn from you.

If I cared what I looked like when I was 'bating I'd be on a sex offender list.

I actually built a rig like this for my Touch. Works great. Especially when I'm driving.

@Christian Lindfors: I should have realized that you're smarter than everyone else by the outstanding quality of your prose. I humbly apologize.

Your article proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no way to remove the dorkyness from a Segway. All efforts only result in multiplying the dork factor.

@Christian Lindfors: I don't want to learn anything either and will make any excuse to avoid it and belittle those who do.

I doubt that the tool makes much difference. I've suffered through so many bad presentations in PPT, but I blame the people who were making them. All that suffering gave me three rules.

@Woozle Wozzle: Takes money to do stuff. In a perfect world he'd just be given the money to work on this, but we don't live in a perfect world, do we?

@jstevens74: I suspect a donkey can do calculus better than you can, in that case.

@theCR4NE: The broken parts of the numbers turn, so that they are assembled when that hour is close, and the minute hand is functional. So it was actually 5 minutes to 4 when the picture was taken, according to the article. It just feels like 4:20 when you look at the clock.

@Davina Spafford Stuart: My friend had a half-brother and half-sister who were engaged to each other. The two halves were different (one by his father, one by his mother), but it seemed pretty weird until you figured it out.

It's a page from a real story, not the incredibly bad fake chick-lit that was in the first Kindle ads. That's a big improvement.

@NanorH: I think there's a blog which only has articles that you are interested in. It's called "NanorH's Blog. "

@bdkennedy1002: It's because you don't have to click through to any article you aren't interested in.

It's 4:20!

@Soulrider2012: It's poetic justice. He got what he tried to lay on his victim, plus some extra.

I did 17,000 miles in two months (70 days, to be more exact) on a Kawasaki EX500 way back when. The key to managing it was sitting on my sleeping bag. That raised me up and straightened my knees enough that I could go from fill-up to fill-up without stopping. It was a great bike for the ride, 50+mpg all the way,…

Colombia has rightwing narco-terrorists who are just as bad as this guy, but you won't see them getting tracked down and killed by the army.