But is Cameo available on Cameo?

Dowd being “unfairly dismissive” for the sake of seeming clever?  You don’t say!

Surprise twist, this is a post-apocalyptic Southern California

I mean, songs from Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King were all over the radio, I remember hearing Circle of Life and Can You Feel the Love Tonight allll the time. I wasn’t going to Disney World around then but just as a general exposure? yes, absolutely.

I don’t get Frozen. I don’t get why it’s the most popular thing in the world. I don’t get why so many people make flash games about pulling Elsa’s teeth or about her being pregnant. None of this makes sense to me.

It’s not for 500m though. The choice was 500m and total lockdown to Apple for the foreseeable future, potentially a career-ending move because Apple might be happy to leave his stuff in it’s walled garden, basically seen by relatively few people, and without any movies which would be outside said garden, thus letting…

When reached for comment, Team Abrams released a statement.

Not out yet.

Actually, thank you. You just identified something wrong with media lately. That’s a solid list of everything I’ve been disappointed with in the last few decades. I’ve literally NEVER seen anything good from J.J. Abrams. He is poison, and with this blasted worship other people might have made these properties without…

That sounds like something an asshole would say.

Don’t know the context for your complaint about people yelling at you, but it reminded me of that Raylan Givens line from Justified:

Just check Alissa Wilkinson at VOX, she’s practically shouting “Won’t somebody think of the children?!”

Man, you really need a hobby

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

Oh no, not my favorite app Humour Camera

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

the Golden Boot for top scorer  

My Chief also said no to cock fighting, even though I said we would wait until we were in international waters. Bunch of killjoys.