But is Cameo available on Cameo?

Dowd being “unfairly dismissive” for the sake of seeming clever?  You don’t say!

Surprise twist, this is a post-apocalyptic Southern California

I mean, songs from Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King were all over the radio, I remember hearing Circle of Life and Can You Feel the Love Tonight allll the time. I wasn’t going to Disney World around then but just as a general exposure? yes, absolutely.

I don’t get Frozen. I don’t get why it’s the most popular thing in the world. I don’t get why so many people make flash games about pulling Elsa’s teeth or about her being pregnant. None of this makes sense to me.

That sounds like something an asshole would say.

Don’t know the context for your complaint about people yelling at you, but it reminded me of that Raylan Givens line from Justified:

Just check Alissa Wilkinson at VOX, she’s practically shouting “Won’t somebody think of the children?!”

Man, you really need a hobby

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

Oh no, not my favorite app Humour Camera

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

the Golden Boot for top scorer  

I just saw this gif for the first time the other day and now watch it hourly.

Punk, in many ways, is an inherently political genre

Chevy Chase’s idea of an ad-lib was to trip.

Carson had the best fart jokes!

My Chief also said no to cock fighting, even though I said we would wait until we were in international waters. Bunch of killjoys.