Seriously, why are there no articles calling for Bernie to sit his ass down?

I’m convinced that the Star Trek transporter (once invented) will be one of the biggest safety features a woman could ever have.

This, looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow, the anti-vaxxers, and everybody else who denies science and all it has given to modern medicine I say fuck off. These people have absolutely zero education in these matters yet they think they know more than the people who have spent years getting medical training. Unfortunately…

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Honestly, WC3 is where the WarCraft series ended for me. It’s hard for me personally to consider WoW canon because I have no attachment to any of the new characters that make up the majority of the game’s story.

“And Scary Spice was Posh Spice.”

Looking at that Cruz twitter post, I saw this and it was very unsettling.

Dear Women of Brazil:

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

Have you seen the Swedish Vallhund, though

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”

I really don’t think the scum of the world should be brought into this nice story.

Queen Saga and her Sword [via The Guardian]:

I love Queen Saga, long may she reign. 

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”

Heart kids like mine should still get to enjoy the playground even though they might need a little help with the walk home later. They aren’t completely unable to move. They just tap out a little sooner. 

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

Biebs has a lot of catchy tunes which have nothing to do with Bieb’s vocal talent really but he does surround himself with people who know what they’re doing.