The only gift I ever got on secretary/assistant day was pancakes. I was super stoked about it.

I legit LOLed. Though to be accurate, it should probably be:

So... don’t wear a fake cast in an attempt to gain the sympathy of women and lure them into a van?

General rule: if something you do can be compared fairly to something Ted Bundy did, stop doing that thing.

It’s tired for two reasons: (1) it’s not often well done, which makes the formula tiresome and unappealing, and (2) those are the common teenage experiences that (white) people whose writings are published pull from. In this case, it was masterfully written and acted and therefore sublime (for me as a viewer), but…

Weirdly, I really like Greta Gerwig and the movies she’s been in (Frances Ha and Miss America). I’m just tired of watching the same White female teenager character over and over again. It’s the same formula: girl is close to graduation, ditches her loser friend, hangs out with the “cool” girl, loses her virginity,…

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

This one is my favourite ... the Kokoshnik Tiara

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

If you don’t understand the problem with a boss harassing and intimidating staffers and a government employee using his office as Conyers did, then no one can help you understand that a standard has to be maintained for all our sakes.

If you don’t understand the problem with a boss harassing and intimidating staffers and a government employee using his office as Conyers did, then no one can help you understand that a standard has to be maintained for all our sakes.

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

If this makes it to SCOTUS, I’m afraid we may well be fucked. It won’t get there anytime soon and if we lose a liberal justice before then, yeah, we are good and fucked.

You had be at Cherry, but lost me at pecan. Pecan Pie is the bomb.

Nope, incorrect (not about the cherry pie, that shit is gross). But pecan pie is a flavor gift from the gods and does not deserve such disrespect.

Oh, it’s true. Don’t get me wrong, that stuff has a place. It’s fine for muffins or if you’re making a quick pumpkin bread for a party or something. But for Thanksgiving pumpkin pies? Real deal or nothing. Flavor and texture are definitely different. I get two sugar pie pumpkins (they’re marked as such at the store-…

1. Pumpkin pie is delicious.

Russell Simmons is a shitburger. In my Rock History (easy A) class the other day, we were watching a film about the rise of hip-hop and in a segment discussing misogyny, Simmons is asked DIRECTLY about how videos treat women and he’s all “welllll I’m powerless, there’s nothing I can do!”

I wonder if those three records she made in the 90s are still being discovered/revered by young people. She’s one of those artists/acts that I’ve never fully understood why she didn’t gain more mainstream success. I mean, I get it and I don’t.

Do North or Saint know or understand that they’re getting a baby sister and if so, are they wondering why the only change in their mother’s appearance has been the lank blond hair?