avantgardeners
AvantGardeners
avantgardeners

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking

played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon

He only got the job because of his name. Fuck these good old boy townies voting for him. Goddamn sham!

Oh god right? And now he wants to appoint his shit ex-congressional member friend in as Education Commisioner. Fighting against Edleblut tooth and nail up here. (How bad could he be? As a state congressman he argued AGAINST a law banning gay conversion therapy. AWESOME.)

WHO SUCKS!!! (not the all female delegation but our new whackadoo governor)

Yes and yessssss! Don’t people remember that he was a shit Senator? Why would he be any better as governor?

NH pride!! ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿

NH? Because seriously fuck Sununu.

Holla at you from NH02 here! I plan to sit down this weekend and write Maggie, Annie and Jeanne some thoughtful letters about how much I <3 them and got their backs. 

Lookit us all! Love your username!

I’ll be working hard in MA to oust Baker. He left the presidential ballot blank when he voted! Fucking coward.

*fist bump*

Yup, my state has an all-Democrat, all-female delegation to Congress..... and a male Republican governor.

Yup, my state has an all-Democrat, all-female delegation to Congress..... and a male Republican governor.

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

same thought.

I would drag my scrotum through a mile of broken glass just to hear Katy Perry fart into a walkie talkie.

I don’t know. I remember plenty of Bernie Bros calling her every name in the book because she endorsed Hillary. I would think having Twitler as president teaches them to be a bit more pragmatic, but I’m not hopeful.