Wait. Are there Moose in Ireland?

Don’t worry. Melisandre will resurrect Glen, why else would she be at the wall?

My husband and I kept our names and gave the shorties his name. (we breifly talked about if we had girls they would have my last name, but alas, he only shot XYs)

I thought i pissed my family off real good when I ran off to get married in Vegas at 5 months pregnant. Then i kept my maiden name, and the shit hit the fan.

It’s been awhile since i smoked too. Don’t hate it until you try it. It’s still a joint, you just dont get weed in your mouth and the airflow stays open.

Oh you kids today... It’s a cardboard filter. It’s the only way to roll a joint. I roll it up and just insert into the end. Some roll with it already in there. Either way, keeps the end from getting wet and gluing together.

Oh man, it sounds like you got a serious brick wall there! I hope you get some serious answers someday. With everything being digitized, it makes finding things a bit easier. Good luck with your search!

Have you ever tried to find their naturalization records? Or are we talking colonial times? Census records will at least tell you what country they were from and year of naturalization and/or arrival.

Oh most definitely. They explain everything in context.

Damn you’re good. I had to check the pantone swatches, and that is his skin color.

I’m a genealogy nerd and i love history. My idea of heaven is in the basement of some library looking at handwritten vital records. #smellthedust

I don’t know anything about this girl other then what Jezebel tells me. She is a baby. She seems to like ponytails. I think i saw her dressed as a cat? She licks donuts. She is a baby. She is sometimes carried like a baby. This is all i know.

Dude I just use baby wipes to get eye makeup off. Works good.

I feel like Yoko must be constantly high.

I usually have no interest in sports and it’s balls, but i’m going to have to start watching her. She is god-damn amazing.

Ugh. Every online mom group ever: YOU’RE A HORRIBLE PARENT

That would be amazing! At first i thought that was what happened, but it seems not. I think it was when I was being snarky to another commenter who was being a dick to one of the writers. If that helps?

I feel like Oprah in the pending approval comments, “You’re out of the grays, and you’re out of the grays, everybody is out of the grays!”

My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Holy fucking shit balls! I’m out of the grays on my birthday! <3