This is where i would hide when my kids were small. With wine.

Take your ball and go home. No one wants your balls.

This is what i thought too. For a second I was like: What the fuck are the youth up to now?! They’re shooting people to prevent zombies!?

I’m gonna have to try it! I love brushes. Thanks for the recommendation.

I like her eyeliner because it’s the only one around that uses a brush tip! The color is pretty black too. Not a fan of felt tips.

It’s like answering the question, “are you a feminist?” with “no, I’m an athiest.”

Watches well-formed men, crusted with blood, sweat and dirt. “God I love Rugby.........sigh”

That and the excited dude wanted to help the fish for awhile.

Jesus i’m old. I thought this was Macklemore. Who the fuck is diplo besides those big ass legos?

I was at Mass Art during this, and it was the ONLY story. Well besides Princess Di getting in that accident.

My sister is 40 and just had her first baby. She met her partner 2 years ago, and is happy as a clam. You have plenty of time, don’t settle.

I was thinking plumbing, but you might be on to something....

I would date someone older. More chance of having their life worked out and more likely ready for a realationship. Plus some older men are skilled in certain areas... Wink wink, Nudge nudge.

I just can’t even imagine this. I’ve never seen anyone turn down the booze menu. I guess New Englanders just like to drink. And the Catholics. It’s how we stay warm.

You know, you might be right on that. Definitely Dollar store. I’m agreeing on BoobPunch on this one, Massachusetts = Dunkin Donuts.

No that would be RI. We’re more of the Bass Pro Shop of New England.

Well NH has the cheapest booze in New England, and we conveniently install them at rest stops on highways. Basically we lure out of staters (lets be real, we lure massachusetts) for our nature and booze, and reap the rewards of no state income tax or sales tax. FUCK YAH 603!

Or you could buy the Family Tree maker. It works pretty seamlessly with ancestry. You just search right in the program, and merge things as you find them. It imports sources, images, and all the info. I’ve been using it for years, and it’s really awesome. Also you dont have to keep up an ancestry subscription either,…

That and the fact she got knocked up while married to Husband #1, with Husband #3. When she gave birth to twins, Husband #2 adopted them. And now she’s married to Husband #4.

YES in ALL THE COLORS.