I’ve done this exact thing when playing the Sims 4. I get to play video games all day and have a clean house.

If you have kids, you already have a cleaning crew, don’t you?

What do you do after you bag your clothes? Wash them? Throw them away?

Yep, that’s what I do. Both my laptop and tv have HDMI ports, so I connect them with no problems.

You should’ve left it there. Then the metaphor for life would be complete.

This is how I remember SOS, and consequently S & O

Very Tasty. Very simple. And low carb too.

Sounds like the oil wasn’t hot enough. 

And he’s modest too...

Counterpoint. Banana Boat Sport

(This is where I would have put the “Welcome to Costco. I love you.” GIF. Alas, Kinja won’t let me.)

Yeah, I was under the impression that you are supposed to avoid cooking with polyunsaturated fats, because they oxidize easily. Stick to saturated and monounsaturated for cooking. They don’t oxidize as readily.

Website seems to suggest that the 4th of July is Tuesday. Error, or from past years?

This video might shed a light:

If you can humble yourself to shop at Walmart, KerryGold butter can be found there for $2.88 for 8oz.

(Someone set a razor on top of the statue’s hand)

Keaton Patti: “Hey @olivegarden let me know if you want to use this.”

Burying Manhattan 7 feet deep was the most useful measurement for me. I wonder how much bigger “The Big Island” is now?

Can’t see the climate for all the weather?

Jamie: [looking up at the ceiling]“Well, I don’t see anything on fire up there.”