You bring up an interesting point. The fatter you are, the more candy you can eat without dying?

The Worst Witch — Kid Friendly and Tim Curry sings a song. Good cheeseball fun. (entire movie below)

Maybe the future is interchangeable batteries. You pull into the station turn in your old batteries to charge and get a new set.

7/10

Making curry chicken? Well, little Xanthus has dumped all of your curry on the floor and smeared your cooking oil on his bare chest. Good luck, asshole.

Your post made me think of Ron White’s deer hunting routine.

Post-Factual...I like that.

Exactly. There is really nothing any of us can do about this except show up for election day.

He touched his head...

When I first tried maple syrup, I remembered it having no flavor. It lacked the artificial maple flavor overwhelming my senses that I was used to.

I second the addition of vanilla extract. That brings the pancakes to a whole new level.

Buy Grade B syrup for more flavor.

A Remote Canadian Beach Town. The picture in my head.

Slightly related question, perhaps a radio person can answer.

My chill show used to be “Gardening Naturally.”

Yeah, it’s chill until the train hits someone.

California is passing a law to do away with this nonsense:

Erm the pupil on the right isn’t in the center.

See, now if that’s how it looked, that wouldn’t be so bad.