$250,000

Some of my earliest memories was my mother watching “The Young and the Restless” while doing housework. Do you remember that one? I can still hear the theme music...

I can vouch for vanilla extract in pancakes. That’s good.

It looks like he swerved left almost into the other guy, and then overcompensated right and then left.

Some say the period is insincere, some say it is sad, some say it is aggressive.

I guess the Hippies were right. Trust no one over 30.

I just add the essential oil straight to the toilet before I go.

If you wake up one morning expecting to be happy and don’t, don’t panic. Listen to ze frank!

I see your “not-be-so-happy” and raise you an “embrace-sadness.”

They say you should yell “fire” instead of “help.”

Maybe she didn’t have a home to cook it in?

Agreed. Just looked through the Dean Martin Lyrics and can confirm she’s definitely not coming up with excuses to stay.

Thank you

Thank you

Charge $100 for the desk and let them haggle you down to the $50 you thought it was worth.

Where does saving up for a car or a home figure into this?

You may be fortunate enough to drop dead, but a lot of people experience decline. You should at least have enough expenses for the last decade of your life. For those years where you could be still alive but *unable* to work, be it too disabled, feeble, or senile. This is what retirement and social security were…

Yeah, I don’t know what all the smarties hate is about.

There are ugly things, and then there are hideous things.

I want to try this, just to see what I might be missing. I already put ranch dressing on (bad) pizza. Maybe the Betazoids know something I don’t? Maybe grape jelly on pizza could be good?

“Back in the 14th century, Swiss fighters were knows to be some of the best anywhere...”