Trader Joes is the best place to buy KerryGold Butter — hands down.

Excuse me...I have better things to do than memorize Greek Gods.

Oh, whoops! Well, I tried.

Aries > God of Underworld > Cerberus...I guess?

My comments sure don't get noticed here if I wait!

Costco does have a cookbook. "Cooking the Costco Way", or something like that.

I go for a drive. Running away from my problems by running away.

Use a slow cooker.

If you roast a chicken, save the bones and carcas. When you have the day off, simmer a chicken for a couple hours, then take the meat off. Set meat to the side and simmer all the bones along with some onion, carrot and celery for 24 hours. Strain and use that for your soup, you will never settle for canned stock again.

Ah the Great Plains! Each bright spot is the county seat.

You're confused. That build up of light pollution IS the Bay Area, and Sacramento. The dark area you're seeing is Southern Monterey/Northern San Luis Obispo counties, Pinnacles, Los Padres NF, Carrizo Plain, Temblor Range etc.

Oh good, he's quoting something. I thought he was at the first step of writing.

Wouldn't he kick it with his left foot if it was real?

Because they want to believe that they are the actual cartoons. Six year old me went to Disney Land and had a huge sad when the mascots played and took photos with the other kids and ignored me.

Huh, an article writing about something that I already do.

I recommend you pay off your student loans first.

Irradiated food. No illness-causing microbes. No need for refrigeration.

Polyface Farms? This sounds like Joel Salatin's farming method. He has several videos on YouTube.

When a guy I just met looks at me like I am a piece of meat, he loses points.

"Average Moron"?