54% of Americans have a savings of less than $5000.

That one was good, but my favorite was this gem from somewhere on The Twitter:

Bolt or no, being able to lease a car for three years for essentially $700 is crazy good. I’m now going to investigate these. 

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

I think the worst of it goes as industrial rags?  Sold in bundles, I think I remember.

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

Just a reminder that Kobe Bryant probably raped a woman.

#jaloplifehack

This car drives great, but build quality is poor. My story:

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Homeboy needs to delegate.

So this “race car rental” outfit operates at three tracks around England. Maybe he does a loop and hits them all every day?

A 200-mile daily commute ?!? What the actual fuck ?

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

“If it’s not Boeing, I’m not going.”

And no CVT. CVT’s are like condoms, I do not use them.

I believe this was commenting on your use of “submarine” rather than “sub-machine”