That 318 was also nearly un-killable.   Perhaps the only truly durable engine ever developed by Chrysler.

Also noteworthy-- I very nearly doubled my money when I sold it.  That may have left me with some positive bias toward that little house.

Raleigh, NC.

You know, back during the Great Recession, I bought a house (with an ORCHARD) for less than what he’s asking for this car.

I suspect they will skip Baskin-Robins and get discount grocery store-brand vanilla ice cream with no toppings.

I understand the sentiment, but there is a very cheap, very EZ-button solution for this: Buy and operate a 1980's Honda motorcycle.

Also relevant: I know more than one former Jeep owner who love to offroad, but refuse to own anything related to Jeep/FCA.

Imposter!  What have you done with the real David Tracy?!?!?

What if we made a pickup that was punched in the face at birth, then strapped Chrysler Windsor quarter panels around the bed?

1) My uncle was an engineer for Mitsubishi back in the ‘80's before moving to Volvo. Brown liquor + pocket protector + coke bottle glasses +Dungeons and Dragons. Fun, maybe, interesting, absolutely.

You’re on the right track, but note that the 1993-1996 Cadillac Fleetwood with the tow package was rated for 7,000 lbs. The Caprice and Roadmaster with tow package were rated for 5,000, but could be kicked up to 7,000 with a weight distributing hitch.

You get it, you just don’t know it.  You’re all over it.

Electric turbo diesel!  Like a vintage submarine!

As with all trucks: 4x4, regular cab, long bed, manual trans, manual crank windows, bench seat, in brown paint or you will not be considered.

This blew my mind.

Don’t go thinking the man’s an innovator:

I’m not saying they weren’t racist, but a lot of folks who were around in the 70's had some pretty bad experiences the Germans and the Japanese when they were younger.

My parents had the same Kelvinator fridge from well before I was born until sometime after I left the house, joined the Army and went to college.

I miss big wagons.  CUVs are a very poor compromise.