That’s a fine ride, friend!  I recommend root-beer brown.

Of course.

Teal, Purple, and Orange — Sound like Geo Tracker colors to me! SPORTZ CARZ!!!!!!!!!

Back before stick-0n ventiports...

FCA will screw this up for themselves. 100%.

Trying to figure out how people thought a 2003 LS was a late 1980's Buick....

As a motorcyclist, I am here to tell you that I know at least 12 of my friends and family have ceased to ride because the roads are full of trucks. Twice as many have quit because the average American “driver” is using some app or another rather than DRIVING. And almost everyone I know who rides now wears hi-viz gear…

You sound like an excellent candidate for a 1975 Buick Electra 225....

Yes.  There is a relationship between where pollution is created and where it accumulates, but the two places are rarely the same.

It’s been a minute, though...

1st gen Goldwing GL1000

Correct Answer: M35 Series 2.5 ton 6x6 truck

All the best Buicks wore off-center badges

Mount a hydration pack back there, and run the tube over your shoulder.   Off road tacti-cool hydration.

That’s not a “Monty”...THIS is a “Monty”

For the 2024 model, all Toyota vehicle exteriors will consist entirely of grille.

It’s amazingly Van-dense. I counted 14 clearly discernible vans in that photo.   I suspect there are at least 3-5 more that I can’t make out.   That’s like a week’s worth of vans all at once.

Seems easy enough to give Farmers & Ranchers a tax loophole for this.  Put it in the Farm Bill.

Can’t stop golfing -- it’s a stupid game, but it does draw the C-suite boys out so you can talk to them.  Or beat them to death with new golf clubs!