You are not. “I like this truck a lot, but can it please announce to the world that I am a Professional TuRD ?”

Toyota: Where you can either get TuRD written on your truck, or you can get your whole truck painted in turd brown!

If only they made a TourGSX....

1st Gen Riviera makes any other car, at any pricepoint, any era, look like a failure.

2nd Gear: I’m going with Mazdyota.

Somebody has never road tripped a ‘96 Fleetwood...  Caddy made the ultimate road trip ride a long time ago.

Not LITERALLY 100 years ago.

Grow a brain? Just one more thing the car will have to protect...

There is no sound at all in space, but when you’re fighting the Empire , you don’t ditch your X-wing for a Sopwith Camel...you just dub in some SFX.

Well, do you have any use for a tunnel on Mars?  I can’t think of one.

Among a certain segment of buyers, Nissan Maxima vs. Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross must be a very hot comparison....

Mazda dealers are consistently the worst.  I have twice walked away from cars I loved because all three local dealers were unbearable.  I’d rather deal with the ‘buy here-pay here” Rodney Dangerfield impersonators.

Jim only solved problems in 2 ways:

I give you Rockford Files pickup.

Hey jerk! That car was only on blocks from ‘88 to ‘93. From ‘93 to ‘98 we used it to go get ice cream on Sundays. Its only been back on blocks since ‘98!

That’s a liberal use of “people”...

This is a fine little 2-door 4x4 toy. The problem is that the Isuzu Amigo and Suzuki Sidekick of the same year are every bit as good, or better, with much better aftermarket support, and you can easily pick either up in similar condition for less than $2k. In fact, if you look hard enough, you can probably find a near-…

I choose the Buick variety.

I knew a LeBaron fanatic when I was in the Army. All his decisions were terrible. Last I tried to check in on him, he had been arrested for alleged nefarious acts while under the influence of bath salts. Now, that’s what I think of whenever I see the pentastar.