Yeah, what I’m really getting from this is that the WaPo has well and truly jumped the shark. Between this and a new fucking article every day talking about what Millennials want/need, or how much Millennials suck, or how to get Millennials to go to church, I’m pretty much done with my hometown paper. It’s sad,…

That was my first thought, as well.

The original Nancy Drew books are my everything. Still need to round out my collection and if I have a daughter, she’s gonna read all of them.

I missed the original call for posts, but my first experience was when I was 9 or 10 years old. I had just finished ballet class at the local community center and was chilling on the playground next to it while my brothers were at Cub Scouts in the building. There were some tennis courts up a hill from the playground…

I love this! It’s so sweet and the little dolls are adorbs.

After our ceremony, Mr. Vaginafoot and I walked back up the aisle to a hard rock version of the Legend of Zelda theme song. He also has a triforce wedding band.

We had these adorable bride and groom T-Rexes (atop a Mayan pyramid), basically just because we thought it would be hilarious. The purple veil matched my purple wedding dress. They’re fondant and were made for us by a friend who runs a cake baking business. The toppers were $25. For anyone who happens to reside in…

Yeah, this whole back and forth about people who I can’t identify has made me realize that I’m officially an Old. Also, I had to explain the concept of a meme to Mr. Vaginafoot last night. He is an Ancient. (He’s 34)

Riding a totally packed bus in Rome, a guy who must have been around 50 pressed up behind me and started rubbing my thigh and crotch. I couldn’t move because the bus was so packed and I was afraid to scream in case he pulled a knife or something. I was 16.

All the stars for you. All of them.

Yup. I mentally horked when I read that.

I want the dinosaur dress! I would rock the shit out of that.

My mom is one of these people who thinks that you have to cut your hair after a certain age (I'm 31). I had mine just down past my shoulders until a few months ago and she kept saying "your hair is really long" in a disapproving tone. I did end up cutting it, but only because I wanted a change and have embraced the…

“I’ve had ideas stolen outright by men and watched them garner high praise for them.”