But doesn’t this mean Mexico and Central America drift away too? Not including South America because Panama’s gonna break off at the canal, if not at the border to Columbia.

Bugs Bunny still did nothing wrong.

Bugs Bunny did nothing wrong.

The problem with that is Russia then invades through Alaska. Slowly, admittedly.... But, they are even worse than us.

See white folks, crazy and stupid comes in all colors. The Root brings it all to you. 

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state. 

And that is the real problem here. Imagine YOUR wife and kids in one of those oncoming cars.

It would still be a problem because it’s unsafe software being beta-tested on public roads.

to all the people sucking Elon’s dick in the comments: Jalopnik reports on Tesla’s FSD failures because TESLA MARKETS THEIR VEHICLES AS SELF DRIVING. If Tesla didnt advertise their vehicles as self driving, this wouldn't be a problem.

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that the car is angled into traffic and the wheel is turned waiting for the opportunity to make the left turn?

Sounds like a revival of the old “worry stones” from the 70s. Of course the idea is much older than that. Something to let you defocus or refocus is a useful item.

Sounds like a revival of the old “worry stones” from the 70s. Of course the idea is much older than that. Something…

I thought she was doing a bad Amy Schumer impression/tribute...

She reminded me of “mother” from Pink Floyd’s The Wall. I couldn’t pin it down at first, but there it was.

I legit thought it was some sort of mask at first.

I am fascinated by her make up choices. I started wearing make up very late in life and always feel like I don’t have it right but then I see this make up choice and I’m like, “I guess I’m ok.” 

That is a rough looking 50. Looks like she used a spackling knife to apply her foundation.

did they arrest her made up like that, or (gulp) did she deliberately make herself up like that knowing she’d have a mug shot taken?  Because that is freakish.

Good Lord, what the hell is up with cheer moms?

Because the director looks at everyone who steps onto the set, and if they see something amiss, it gets fixed immediately.