I dream about her perp walk.  I want her mascara-smeared, sobbing face as she’s lead away in chains playing in a constant loop on every available screen in the world.  I want to be able to see it from the moon.

I was 27 at the time and living in Boston, and there it was inescapable. As the article said - 24/7, wall-to-wall CONSTANT coverage of every little bit of the story.

I don't know why people keep offering her *any* roles.  She's a dreadful actress.

I’m 47 years old and do a pretty good job of keeping up with pop culture.

Fuck that asscravat.  I’d love to punch her in the throat.

I dressed like the Fly Girls in my 20's and occasionally still do.

Oh whatever. Killing everybody off during this battle would have been the stale, predictable thing and would have destroyed the remainder of the story narrative.

Here’s my theory on why “nobody ever thought of this before”:

I talked about this in my one-and-only io9 front page post:

Totally not my style, but it’s always good to celebrate when you get to wear things that make you happy.

Nope, that’s where her money went. Of course.

I have given away more copies of that book than I can count.  I make everybody I know read it.

I don’t care how rich you are.  When Gavin de Becker gives you advice, YOU FOLLOW IT.

Has anybody actually walked in these?  The back of the shoe is ridiculous.  I’d end up killing myself after 30 seconds in those.

I would have pooped all over that plane.

I obviously missed the "no scrunchies" bulletin.  I've been using them non-stop since the 80's - they're the only thing that plays nice with my possessed curly hair.

I obviously missed the "no scrunchies" bulletin.  I've been using them non-stop since the 80's - they're the only…

I turn 47 tomorrow, and my lifelong "don't give a fuck" MO has really kicked into high gear within the last decade.

I grew up in an evangelical church.  It’s widely preached.