I honestly can’t figure out which is worse — Cheetos Voldemort’s Chaotic Evil or Pence’s Lawful Evil.

nvm. Not worth it.

Arthritis and fibro, but I have a great team of doctors and I’m managing it well. Hope you’re okay, too.

As somebody with a compromised immune system, I nicely ask for you to not kill me and please get your shot. <3

The four shades in the lead picture aren’t even the same pink.

Full disclosure:. I loved this book immediately reading it after its release, and I’ve probably reread it 10 times since then.

Never been to New England, have you?

I was just about to come here and ask if her head was way too gimongous for her body, or if it was just my eyes. =P

I will accept any answer for anything in this shitty alt-universe we’re currently in.

Colin Firth should promise never to work with the team that made Kingsman 2 again. That was one of the worst movies I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through.

Good to know that if I’m in a car accident in the States and I’m wearing a pentagram somewhere, some self-righteous religious bigot can refuse to treat me.

I visited my in-laws in the UK in 2009 and promptly came down with the swine flu. I legit thought I was dying.

You guys, I’m getting overloaded. I can’t look at a news feed, or Twitter, or websites without feeling completely overwhelmed.

Well, they *do* have this French guy, so maybe she and those other women are desensitized.

Jennifers made up literally 10% of my 1990 high school graduating class. Out of 150 kids, there were 15 of us. They even made us take a picture for the yearbook.