I hear you.

Dear Mariah...

I realised that after the fact, but it was also honestly how I was feeling.

This is all I’ve got right now.

These are Melania’s parents.

I will admit to a far shallower reason—he is in no way pretty enough to be a vampire. No self-respecting vampire would be caught undead with that nose.

Contrast all that to John Wick, Chapter 2, which we watched last night. The amount of world-building in an “action movie” was amazing, and the world they created made me want to know more, more, MORE about it (omg, we loved the tattooed phone operators).

Public service announcement for my fellow calfly/thunder thighs ladies:

I’ll be more confident about them succeeding at this when they finally stop making me do captchas because I’m reposting cats and Cthulhu and shit from my news feed like a norml fucking person.

Reminds me of that old joke—”Why are Baptists against sex? Because it might lead to dancing.”

I apologise—this is all my fault. I moved away to Vancouver from New Hampster in 2003 and then

She totally has Crazy Poisoner Spinster eyes.

Hell, I’m 2 years older than him but look at least 10 years younger.

Fuck Paul, that misbegotten closeted misogynist asscravat.