I’m not Jewish, but I work for an orthodox Jewish boys’ school.

Okay, we’re not friends. Presto! Like magic.

Very good point. It could just be that it’s more noticeable with thicker legs/body mass.

That *almost* makes me want to watch this.

Fuck a bunch of that Bernie shit. He should stay in the Senate where he belongs.

Well, you stumbled into my Badgirl FEMALE fantasy, so...

There seems to be a difference with the feet, though. You can be knock-kneed and not plant yourself with your feet wide apart, like whasserface is doing up there.

It is exhausting—it’s an all-day, daily thing. I hear ya.

I’ve *never* stood like this myself. I suspect it’s their legs’ way of overcompensating for holding their weight, but not every overweight person stands like this.

Probably a dumb question, but if the bird is close enough to see this spiral in action and be afraid of it, why doesn’t the giant, roaring plane scare it away first?

Oh lord, she’s doing “the stance”—that terrible, knock-kneed pose is the worst.

Agreed. I lived in Boston for 4 years and avoided it like the plague.

I finally capitulated last Christmas and admitted that I was manipulated by Coke advertising to actively crave a frosty cold drink in the middle of winter.

I’m a woman, and I don’t owe that skeezy piece of shit anything.

Once again, Uncle Stevie wins Twitter.

Has this man *seen* any actual Polish women? I’m half-Polish, and speaking for me and every other Polack chick I’ve ever known—we are absolutely not weaker, smaller, or less intelligent.

Obligatory.

“You can pick your cabinet, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t—-oh, sorry, Mr. Bannon. *You* can pick your cabinet’s nose. Of course you can.”