This is exactly how I picture Cheeto Voldemort after things like this happen:

My personal favourite .gif for that...

I’d be afraid of the toll it would take on Lying Cat, though. Can you imagine?

Edit: Kinja,stop embiggining every picture posted. Get your shit together.

She is a gem. I laughed my ass off.

Seriously. I was coming here to comment that she needs to become “very close friends” with a better dresser or designer.

Thank you as well—I just answered another person who corrected me. I typed that off the top of my head after a really long day at work, and I knew I wasn’t getting something right.

Yes, thank you! I knew I wasn’t getting something quite right, but my brain was jello on account of it being Friday. I appreciate the correction. =)

Ah, sorry about that! I either didn’t understand your question, or mixed it up with another.

Just one of many, many examples.

We’ll take you!

No, you know what’s selfish? Red states being deliberately mismanaged that then come begging at the federal table—a table which blue states like California help provide for.

That was a brilliant tweet.