Thank you as well—I just answered another person who corrected me. I typed that off the top of my head after a really long day at work, and I knew I wasn’t getting something right.

Yes, thank you! I knew I wasn’t getting something quite right, but my brain was jello on account of it being Friday. I appreciate the correction. =)

Ah, sorry about that! I either didn’t understand your question, or mixed it up with another.

Just one of many, many examples.

We’ll take you!

No, you know what’s selfish? Red states being deliberately mismanaged that then come begging at the federal table—a table which blue states like California help provide for.

That was a brilliant tweet.

See, I think Jennifer Garner is the epitome of blandness and mediocrity—I could never understand why she was popular.

This is what happens when you piss off women and the LGBTQ community—all of your makeup looks like a giant chunk of shit because nobody with talent wants to deal with you. Seriously—Spicer, Conway, and of course, Cheeto Voldemort—they all look dreadful.

This, absolutely. Every time they show a picture of him signing things surrounded by his handlers, it’s obvious they just shoved a fancy piece of paper in his face and are watching him sign it, like a kindergartener signing their name.

It’s that “cat that got the canary” look on his face when he turns around that seals it for me. I know that look—he’s pleased as hell with himself that he got to wipe that smile off her face.

Nope, not projecting. I know that one of the reasons I’m such an expert liar and bullshitter is from trying to have a normal teenage life in my fundamentalist Baptist home—not even one that was rebellious. Just *normal*.

oh my lord—do people still trash talk like this? XD

I didn’t know that—thank you!

Sorry, Snowflake. You need a safe space?