Not personally a fan of the rounder(?) face. I think the clothing they gave her is great if she’s gonna go out adventuring, but I still hope there’s parts where she’s in the traditional dress. Because I like dresses.

That’s kind of the whole purpose of the 911 number.

So if a black guy takes a crowbar to your car you don’t want anyone to report it?

What?? Where?? I fuckin loved those garlic bread chips and they don’t sell them.

From a security standpoint it wouldn’t be good to make vehicles so reliant on satellite. For erm...more primitive roads, you might just have to keep manually driving on. If your goverment won’t spend on the infrastructure to support the tech, that’s just how it is. But my point is we don’t need to rely solely on…

Well, yes. We manage to maintain utility pipes and lines that go across virtually all public roads. I don’t see why little beacons embedded between lanes that transmit little packets of information to cars like lane boundaries and speed limits and other relevant information couldn’t be done.

It doesn’t have to be plain old road paint. I’m sure there’s something we could put on or even in the road that defines lanes and signs to cars driving on it no matter what the condition.

It’s because there is actually no difference between owning a game on disc vs digital on xbox and ps4 now. The disc itself is literally just a drm key. The same package file comes on disc and digital and both must be written to the hard drive to be run and can’t be run off the disc. All to save you from just a little…

Maybe the dude won’t be raped, but Japan isn’t exactly known for it’s kind prison experience like certain nordic countries.

This makes me happy.

You’re completely wrong on several counts. A car manufacturing plant is thousands of jobs on it’s own. There’s a kia plant that opened in georgia 10-15 years ago. It employs 2500 people. It also created another 5-7000 jobs in supplies for that plant. Even if the toyota plant doesn’t hire so many workers, it indirectly…

Please. Spelling has never been a requirement on gawker.

If they want to avoid a massive tariff, yes they would have to build motorcycles in america. Pending trump’s destruction of NAFTA of course. America buys a lot of toyota cars. Probably a few thousand more than mexico does. Trump’s meddling in this case might actually land america a few jobs.

I hope we never get FTL travel. It’ll take just one asshole with a ship to fly into earth at warp speed and destroy the planet.

I can see this working if, and only if, you don’t have to buy the game. $25 to play a $60 game that has only 10-20 hours of content is actually a deal.

Saving the girl is a dated tried and true trope, sure. But she’s a princess. A political figure. Bowser is kidnapping her for political influence only. Getting kidnapped because you have power isn’t degrading. It’s at worst done out of respect and acknowledgement that the princess is a powerful woman.

Question: Why is there a lamp shade on top of a lamp shade in that old photo?

The fate of all jezebel writers.

Dude, that kid stuffed his shirt. Looks like with papertowels or something. Look closer at the gut. C’mon.

Because it was the first movie which blew it’s special effects budget on blasters, space ships, and death stars.